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On the day of her wedding, Juliet swallows the apothecary’s potion, transforming her into a hideous cow monster, complete with a three-foot penis. Juliet visits Father Lawrence, who reunites her with Tromeo and enlists the help of Fu Chang, the apothecary, who sells Juliet a special potion which will aide her predicament. Arbuckle accepts her re-proposal and the marriage is set. Learning that she is involved with Tromeo, Cappy savagely beats Juliet and forces her to reconcile with Arbuckle.
#TROMEO AND JULIET MONSTER SERIES#
Tromeo, enraged by his friend’s death, pursues Tyrone and slay him (through a series of car crashes which dismembers him) and goes into hiding from the police. Murray accepts the duel on Tromeo’s behalf and, in the ensuing brawl, is mortally wounded by Tyrone‘s club. Now a kinsman to the Capulets, Tromeo refuses to fight, suggesting to both sides to bring the lifelong feud to an end. Tyrone, upon discovering Juliet‘s secret affair, gathers his gang together and challenges Tromeo to a duel. Juliet breaks her engagement with Arbuckle and, with the help of Father Lawrence, the two are married in secrecy the next day. After proclaiming their love for each other both verbally and physically, they agree to be married. Tromeo sneaks into the house of Capulet and the two meet once again. Cappy, disgusted at his daughter’s active libido, forcefully imprisons her in a plastic cage as punishment. Tromeo and Juliet continue to be enamored by one another from afar. The two instantly fall for each other and share a dance until an angry Tyrone chases him out of the house. Tromeo staggers around the party in disillusion until he locks eyes with those of Juliet.
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On the insistence of Murray and Benny, Tromeo attends the Capulets' masquerade ball in the hopes of meeting Rosie, only to find another man performing cunnilingus on her. Sammy gets caught in the window of Monty’s speeding car, where he is thrown head-first into a fire hydrant and (very slowly) dies.
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Almost immediately afterwards, Monty and Cappy start threatening each other with weapons.
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In the meantime, a bloody brawl between Murray and Sammy Capulet catches the attention of Detective Ernie Scalus, who gathers the heads of the two families together and declares that they will be held personally accountable for any further breaches of peace. Juliet is sequestered in her family’s mansion, watched over by her abusive father Cappy, passive mother Ingrid, and overprotective cousin Tyrone, all the while being sexually satisfied by family servant Ness ( Debbie Rochon).īoth Tromeo and Juliet are trapped in cases of unrequited love: Tromeo lusts for the big-bosomed, promiscuous Rosie Juliet is engaged to wealthy meat tycoon London Arbuckle as prelude to an arranged marriage. Tromeo lives in squalor with his alcoholic father Monty and works at a tattoo parlor with his cousin Benny and friend Murray. Suicide count: 1, an autodefenestration triggered by the sight of Juliet transformed into ( according to Wikipedia) “a hideous cow monster, complete with a three-foot penis.Set in modern-day Manhattan, the film begins with the narrator ( Lemmy of Motörhead) introducing two families: the Capulets and the Ques.Īt the center of these families are Tromeo Que and Juliet Capulet. It proves that blending the high and the low can be effectivewhen provocative - whereas in Gnomeo, the same gesture just makes for kids’ stuff. Its gleeful blend of the high, the low, and the camp asks not to be taken seriously, but to be reveled in as abit of burlesque. This ultraviolent, soft-core schlockfest (from cult studio Troma Entertainment) might actually bethe closest cousin of Gnomeo and Juliet. Suicide count: At least 1 guilt-ridden gangster, though Romeo does not, in fact, die. While notable for being a breakout film for both Jet Li and R&B starAaliyah, this 2000 martial arts film about rival gangs concerns itself morewith beatings and beats than with Shakespeare’s text.